A Bag of Weed

Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would

When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick



One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight



A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

It's the only help that you'll ever need

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!



When Texas people wanna feel good (They go assault a queer)

When stupid people need a thrill (They rent The Rocketeer)

When Michael Jackson needs a rush (He humps a guy like me)

But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free



One, two, three, ho!



A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed



As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"

And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."

But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

Because all we need is a bag o' weed

To make us wanna cheer



And one, two



A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

You can try and fight, but we're all agreed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed



One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

And a one, two, three, four

And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed

Because everything is better with a bag

O'

Weed!

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

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