Somebody Once Told Me

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni

So I took a bite out of a tree

It tasted kind of funky so I spit it at a monkey

And the monkey got angry at me

One thousand years later the monkey was Darth Vader

And he started throwing light sabers at me

He missed me by a mile and hit my friend Kyle

In a place where things should never be

Kyle crumpled to the ground never to be found again

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Somebody Once Told Me