Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yeah, I love trash I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mom the day I was born I love it because it's trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yeah, I dig trash I got me a newspaper thirteen months old I wrapped fish, it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold I love it because it's trash I love it because it's trash I got a clock that won't work And an old microphone A broken umbrella and a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yeah, I love, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yeah, I love, I love trash! I take trash, I take, I take trash, I take trash I wanna take all the trash Who me? Forget about it!
